Daily Jokes

There were two friends (a boy - Akpos and a girl - Tega) dem like them self very very much to the extend that they cannot stay without each order.

There was a day Tega called her friend`s (Akpos) attention and told him that she`s a virgin,
Akpos was shocked and ask her

Akpos - So you mean you are still a Virgin?
Tega -Yes!
Akpos -  Have you kiss before?
Tega - No!
Akpos - Next tomorrow is your 32 years birthday oo?
Tega - Yes!
Akpos - Have you for once have any sexual feeling?
Tega - Yes!!
Akpos - When?
Tega - Last month
Akpos - With who?
Tega - Your father
Akpos - Ha!
Tega - Hun!

Akpos ves, chaii, wetin i go do to take spoil this girl mora oooooooo?

Akpos - Ok
Akpos - Teja
Tega -  Hunn
Akpos - I also want to open up to you
Tega - About what?
Akpos - Am also a Virgin
Tega - Like seriously?
Akpos - Yes!
Tega - So you mean you are still a Virgin?
Akpos - Yes!
Tega - Have you kiss before?
Akpos - No!
Tega - Next month is your 40 years birthday oo?
Akpos - Yes, I know
Tega - Have you for once have any sexual feelings before?
Akpos - Yes!!
Tega - When?
Akpos - Yesterday
Tega - With who?
Akpos - Your mother
.............. HAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! .... I still dey laugh oooo HAHAHA!!!!!

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